Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where do books sleep?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why do mice need oiling?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?