What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's a henway?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is the color of the wind?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?