What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?