Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which hot drink loves golf?