Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How do frogs get to work?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why are books always so angry?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?