Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?