Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the dog overweight?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
