What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why do some people love eating snails?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What nationality are most fish?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?