What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?