Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
When does a horse talk?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?