What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What does winter fat turn into?