What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?