I broke my finger!
How does the moon cut her hair?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?