What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Find somebody else to do it.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
