What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Find somebody else to do it.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?