What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What bird is always sad?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?