Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
