What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call hiking college students?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How do amoebas make calls?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the foal cough?