Why was the storm actually calm?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?