Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?