What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A book just fell on my head.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?