Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
What do you call a household of counselors?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do cats use to beat eggs?