Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
