What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why are books always so angry?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's the richest basketball team?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?