What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is the color of the wind?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What tree has the most bark?