What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How are teens like cats?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
