What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why are all priests fit?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where are average things manufactured?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?