What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which relative loves rice?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?