Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a horse's favorite car?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?