Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a happy Lassie?