What snacks always have the best tan?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the frog have a long face?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?