What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?