What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
The French horn.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?