What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
The French horn.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How does a cow do math?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What bird is always sad?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a dog in space?
Which subject has two parts?
