Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why is the beach so confident?
What's the scariest letter?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?