Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do bees say in the summer?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why is summer always sad?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?