Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did March say to the madness?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?