Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
What is sand's favorite movie?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a silly hill?
Are baby skunks cute?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How was the wedding?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why was the mime upset?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?