What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's the politest month?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Which is the worst season?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?