Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
When should you start writing a book?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's a cat's favorite color?