What do you give an angry rhino?
Anything it wants.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Do dads always snore?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Which family member is always relieved?