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Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What is the wealthiest fish?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?