What do you give an angry rhino?
Anything it wants.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do fairies always drink?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call a silly hill?
How do you talk to a giant?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
