Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
It's allergy season again?
What's a henway?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
