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It kept talking back to the teacher.
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What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
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What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
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