Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What fairy loves to count?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Where do milkshakes come from?