What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?