What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
How is cat food sold?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How was the wedding?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
