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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's the richest basketball team?