Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do sheep say when they're in love?