Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which relative loves rice?
Why are maps such great therapists?