Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?