How is life like toilet paper?
How do snowmen get information?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?