Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?