How do snowmen get information?
They search on the winter-net.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a dog in space?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
