My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?