What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where do kittens go to school?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How do you make a cow float?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is the emptiest holiday?