How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What animals make the best students?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?