What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call the pig that does karate?