What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What fairy loves to count?
What do math teachers eat?
Which animal will never go bald?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's E.T. short for?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
