What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
Where do books sleep?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How is cat food sold?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Do dads always snore?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
