What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why was the spider so smart?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the fish blush?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?