What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Did you know about April 1st?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?