What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How do you make a cow float?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?