What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's black and white and red all over?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the sickly elevator say?