What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?