What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did March say to the madness?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do naked fish play with?