What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do naked fish play with?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
