Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How do you wash a lamb?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
I'm not a bad putter.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?