Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?