What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?