What animal dresses the most fashionably?
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Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?