Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What animal likes to party the most?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
I'm not a bad putter.
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?