What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
How do you compliment a cat?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What is the strongest animal?