How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What does a panda ghost say?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
