Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do Scottish toads play?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call the pig that does karate?