What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Pew, it stinks in here!
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do Scottish toads play?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where do books love to go on vacation?