What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?