What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Which family member is always relieved?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How is life like toilet paper?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
