What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What event do spiders love to attend?
How was the wedding?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How are mountains able to see?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?