What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why don't ants get sick?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?