What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
What do naked fish play with?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Which family member is always relieved?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?