What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?