How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do bees chew?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?