What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do cats wear to work?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a frog's favorite year?