What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
That bird won't stop squawking.