What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?