Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?