Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What sweet treat never panics?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
