Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's E.T. short for?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's the most determined bird?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What animal always goes to heaven?