How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?