Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a forklift?