Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
I like telling Dad jokes.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Which dogs love to study science?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What does the sun drink out of?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did autumn say to summer?
