What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
I broke my finger!
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why are winter days great?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you give a sick pig?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What is the strongest animal?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?