What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Easter eggs.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Families are like fudge.
What kind of water does an angel like?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why don't ants get sick?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why are all priests fit?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What table can you never sit at?
