Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why was the dog so popular?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
