Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
When do astronauts eat?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What kind of car do eggs drive?