Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What tea do footballers drink?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?