Why did the cow go to outer space?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What type of car do planets buy?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why is a computer so smart?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?