Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
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What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
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What says: oom oom oom?
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What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
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Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
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Why is a computer so smart?
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