Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What game do mice love to play?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What job did the corn on the cob get?