Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?