Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?