Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?