Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?