Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What is a whale's favorite sport?