Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?