Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
How do horses navigate at night?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?