Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?