Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
It's Crowded!
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
