Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?