Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
Where do you take sick ponies?
How are mountains able to see?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was the cat so small?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why was the dairy grumpy?