Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How are mountains able to see?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do fish do at parades?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?