Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Which bug is related to you?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?