What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?