Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do fish do at parades?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Where does the president keep his razor?