On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?