Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How do you make a bandstand?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
