Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do bees chew?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How can you make 7 even?