Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?