Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?