What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
They tell daaaaaaaad jokes.
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
A book just fell on my head.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?