What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
They tell daaaaaaaad jokes.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which plant has the best roar?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?