What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How does a barber get to work?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What game do bats excel at?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did one plate say to the other?