What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why was the dog overweight?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
