Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How can you make 7 even?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How does the sun listen to music?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the cat start laughing?