What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Boxing.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
