What do ducks have for lunch?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What vegetables make the best music?
What does an evil hen lay?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?