What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Time to hatch a plan!
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
