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How do eggs end a TV show?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the barber win the race?
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Where do airplanes go shopping?
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What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
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Why did the cat go to medical school?
What math figure is also in the band?