What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What animal floats best?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where do cats go on vacation?