Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?