What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
When do mice play every day?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What famous scientist will try anything?
