Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?