How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?