What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How does a penguin build its house?
What horn never makes a sound?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What day do hands always go to church?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?