Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How much does freedom weigh?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
