Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
I'm not a bad putter.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What animal has the most fun?