Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What tree has the most bark?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?