Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?