Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
When do cows get tired?
Why is furniture so generous?