Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's the politest month?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why was the tire self-conscious?