Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do bees say in the summer?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?