Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?