Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a famous turtle?
