Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the fish blush?