What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Where are average things manufactured?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
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What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?