What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How is cat food sold?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What makes a glow worm glow?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What building always gets stains on it?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?