What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What bird is always sad?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why is winter considered holy?