What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?