What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?