What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
A clown fish.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What horn never makes a sound?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why is furniture so generous?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
