What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a pig thief?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
