What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
A clown fish.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?