What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which former US President was always cold?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?