Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
