Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?