Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?