Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?