What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?