Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What stories are told by basketball players?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?