Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where are average things manufactured?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What are you studying in math?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What words make the best athletes?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why are baseball games at night?