Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
